Will you blow on my dice?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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