HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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