I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
