Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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