question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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