He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
as a side note pls kill me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize