is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
We smell like vodka and hangover
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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