Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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