Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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