I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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