The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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