You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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