Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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