Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
