I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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