Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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