OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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