Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
wow bdsm is so cute
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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