windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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