Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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