You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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