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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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