Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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