He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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