can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
