he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
