Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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