with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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go home
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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