I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Sorry about my life...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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