found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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