I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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