Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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