There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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