That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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