all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You can't just leave with hair like that
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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