why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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