the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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