so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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