i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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