...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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