help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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