I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize