i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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