O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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