grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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