OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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