Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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