Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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