Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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