omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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