I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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