I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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