That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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