capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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