Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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