He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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