Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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