just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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