So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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