Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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