Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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