There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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